Alan Stone is a fag
Becoming a Member
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We are always looking for people interested in joining our organization.

Who Can Join?

Anybody who hates Alan or is ticked off by him easily can join.

Benefits of Joining

The benefits of joining will be peace of mind and personal space.

How Can You Join?

To join, simply talk to one of the three leaders of the organization: Aaron Lugo, Dan Degoy, or me, Jacob Hulen.

Bring him down before he becomes even more annoying!